The best sex in any relationship is the sex immediately after a couple has broken up. It is the last moment when you passion and heart is open to that person before the pages are closed and you no longer share what is on the inside. I felt that way today reading the Phoenix Op-Ed page. (sniff sniff). There was actually an article condemning the denial of global warming. It was as if they held that one column until the end to finally set me at peace. I can sit back and smoke a cigarette, remembering today and not the 7 years of rocky relationship.

Enough sentiment. Good riddance. You were a useless piece of crap for the last year. I am sure that you will be below the Tri County Shopper on the Journalistic food chain.